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Polygamy: according to wikipedia it is the practice of multiple marriage

Then how come all polygamists are men?

Because no woman in her right mind would have multiple husbands.

or else

The Phantom of the Opera in 15 minutes. I triple dog dare ya.

top 101 "disney" songs

so i know that not all of these are disney movies, but i couldn't leave them out, they're too good

1. circle of life (the lion king)
2. a whole new world (aladdin)
3. beauty and the beast (beauty and the beast)
4. colors of the wind (pocahontas)
5. i stand alone (quest for camelot)
6. the bells of notre dame (the hunchback of notre dame)
7. under the sea (the little mermaid)
8. i'll make a man out of you (mulan)
9. two worlds (tarzan)
10. let me be your wings (thumbelina)
11. the lion sleeps tonight (the lion king 2)
12. candle on the water (pete's dragon)
13. can you feel the love tonight (the lion king)
14. once upon a dream (sleeping beauty)
15. i won't say (i'm in love) (hercules)
16. he lives in you (the lion king 2)
17. out there (the hunchback of notre dame)
18. looking through your eyes (quest for camelot)
19. once upon a december (anastasia)
20. be our guest (beauty and the beast)
21. the unbirthday song (alice in wonderland)
22. heaven's light/hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame)
23. when you wish upon a star (pinocchio)
24. go the distance (hercules)
25. so this is love (cinderella)
26. a girl worth fighting for (mulan)
27. i just can't wait to be king (the lion king)
28. belle (beauty and the beast)
29. god help the outcasts (the hunchback of notre dame)
30. some day my prince will come (snow white and the seven dwarves)
31. the prayer (quest for camelot)
32. the bare necessities (the jungle book)
33. hakuna matata (the lion king)
34. just around the riverbend (pocahontas)
35. a star is born (hercules)
36. kiss the girl (the little mermaid)
37. strangers like me (tarzan)
38. bella notte (lady and the tramp)
39. friend like me (aladdin)
40. the second star to the right (peter pan)
41. upendi (the lion king 2)
42. arabian nights (aliddin)
43. you'll be in my heart (tarzan)
44. a dream is a wish your heart makes (cinderella)
45. gaston (beauty and the beast)
46. everybody wants to be a cat (the aristocats)
47. part of your world (the little mermaid)
48. i wanna be like you (the jungle book)
49. cruella de vil (101 dalmations)
50. reflection (mulan)
51. united we stand (quest for camelot)
52. heigh-ho (snow white and the seven dwarves)
53. we are one (the lion king 2)
54. the court of miracles (the hunchback of notre dame)
55. be prepared (the lion king)
56. i wonder (sleeping beauty)
57. prince ali (aladdin)
58. the gospel truth (hercules)
59. following the leader (peter pan)
60. journey to the past (anastasia)
61. a spoonful of sugar (mary poppins)
62. when i see an elephant fly (dumbo)
63. steady as the beating drum (pocahontas)
64. son of man (tarzan)
65. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (mary poppins)
66. something there (beauty and the beast)
67. love will find a way (the lion king 2)
68. topsy turvy (the hunchback of notre dame)
69. follow your heart (thumbelina)
70. learn to do it (anastasia)
71. you can fly! you can fly! you can fly! (peter pan)
72. one jump ahead (aladdin)
73. zero to hero (hercules)
74. what made the red man red (peter pan)
75. honor to us all (mulan)
76. bibbidi bobbidi boo (cinderella)
77. i've got no strings (pinocchio)
78. pink elephants on parade (dumbo)
79. siamese cat song (lady and the tramp)
80. that's what makes the world go round (the sword in the stone)
81. best of friends (the fox and the hound)
82. the age of not believing (bedknobs and broomsticks)
83. let's go fly a kite (mary poppins)
84. on my father's wings (quest for camelot)
85. little april shower (bambi)
86. casey junior (dumbo)
87. savages (pocahontas)
88. whistle while you work (snow white and the seven dwarves)
89. someone's waiting for you (the rescuers)
90. if i didn't have you (quest for camelot)
91. a guy like you (the hunchback of notre dame)
92. a pirate's life (peter pan)
93. oh sing sweet nightingale (cinderella)
94. chitty chitty bang bang (chitty chitty bang bang)
95. jolly holiday (mary poppins)
96. give a little whistle (pinocchio)
97. he's a tramp (lady and the tramp)
98. poor unfortunate souls (the little mermaid)
99. i'm wishing (snow white and the seven dwarves)
100. baby mine (dumbo)
101. feed the birds (mary poppins)

the sad thing is that i can think of so many more

it doesn't matter that this isn't real, it doesn't matter

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reflecting on my blog

Blogging. Well. If we are being brutally and completely honest, most of the time I felt like an absolute loser for having a blog and keeping up with it. Not that I'm saying that only losers have blogs. Just that me having one made me feel like a loser. At times I got really into it. I would keep up with the word count and even have extra posts. This was the worst. At one point I even started to talk about it in public. Bad. Bad. Bad. Again, no offence to those of you who enjoy blogging, it just isn't my "thing". Mostly I just wanted to have a bunch of followers so that other people would see that I had a lot of followers and follow my blog as well because they thought that it must have been good since I had so many followers. I don't think I said follow/followers enough in that last sentence. Followers. Follow. Followers. Anyway, overall I thought I did ok. At first I talked about boring things like books. But eventually I realized that if I didn't want to read about books someone else had read, nobody else probably did either. For a while I had no topic in general that I was writing about. Actually, until I was stuck under the "Pop Culture" category, I just wrote about anything I could think of that I thought I could say a lot about. Let me say though, having a somewhat specific thing to write about definitely helped me to come up with ideas of what to say. Even now I still have trouble filling the word count. Currently at 272. (*exasperated sigh*) As for the continuance of this blog, I think I can truthfully say that I will more than likely never visit it again. Maybe I will leave it up/out/not delete it and then revisit it next year to see how many people have looked at it/commented on it in my absence, most of them probably after clicking on that next blog thing, which is really kind of cool; plus, I had no idea that so many people around the world had blogs, I thought it was just an american thing. While I think that I would have preferred blogging to writing in journals it is hard to say without having done both. This just always seemed like the faster way to get it done. Not necessarily easier. But faster.

still

same thing as before, but with virginia woolf. blue= bad. pink= good.

Original:
Virginia Woolf
The most prominent British woman writer of our century, Virginia Woolf was born in London in 1882, the youngest daughter of Sir Leslie Stephen, a leading critic and editor. Frail in health as a child, she was educated mainly at home in her father's library. In 1904 she settled in the Bloomsbury district of London, joining an intellectual circle that came to include economist John Maynard Keynes and biographer Lytton Strachey. In 1917 she and her husband, Leonard Woolf, established the Hogarth Press, publisher of her own novels and of the first translated works of Sigmund Freud. In the 1920s her novels won wide attention[s]. Woolf's techniques were then new and radical: in Mrs. Dalloway (1925) she explores characters' streams of consciousness; in Orlando (1928) her Elizabethan hero defies time and lives for centuries, changing into a woman in midlife. As an essayist and critic, Woolf is remembered especially for The Common Reader (in two series, 1925 and 1932), The Death of the Moth (1942), and A Room of One's Own (1929). In 1941, depressed by ill health and by World War II, she weighted her pockets with stones and stepped into a river.

My version:
Virgin Wolf
The most promint (that is pro-mint, as in for mint) British woman of cent, Gini Woo, was born in Loo in 18, the youngest dater of Sir Lies Pen, a lad critic and editor. Frail as a child, he was mainly a she. The Boobs of London, a circle that Jo Man Keys, grapler Lytton Achey, and her husband, Lord Woof, established the Hog Press pub. Heron novels and the first translated works of Sig Fred won wide anions. Woofs were radical. Mrs. Dallay explores streams of cons. Orlando, her Elizabethan hero, defies Tim and lives for cents, changing into a woman, ass, and critic. Woolf remembered the como rad death moth and a room of sow. I[m]pressed by ill health and old weight she stepped into a river.

Again, much better.