i choose . . . you

Polygamy: according to wikipedia it is the practice of multiple marriage

Then how come all polygamists are men?

Because no woman in her right mind would have multiple husbands.

or else

The Phantom of the Opera in 15 minutes. I triple dog dare ya.

top 101 "disney" songs

so i know that not all of these are disney movies, but i couldn't leave them out, they're too good

1. circle of life (the lion king)
2. a whole new world (aladdin)
3. beauty and the beast (beauty and the beast)
4. colors of the wind (pocahontas)
5. i stand alone (quest for camelot)
6. the bells of notre dame (the hunchback of notre dame)
7. under the sea (the little mermaid)
8. i'll make a man out of you (mulan)
9. two worlds (tarzan)
10. let me be your wings (thumbelina)
11. the lion sleeps tonight (the lion king 2)
12. candle on the water (pete's dragon)
13. can you feel the love tonight (the lion king)
14. once upon a dream (sleeping beauty)
15. i won't say (i'm in love) (hercules)
16. he lives in you (the lion king 2)
17. out there (the hunchback of notre dame)
18. looking through your eyes (quest for camelot)
19. once upon a december (anastasia)
20. be our guest (beauty and the beast)
21. the unbirthday song (alice in wonderland)
22. heaven's light/hellfire (the hunchback of notre dame)
23. when you wish upon a star (pinocchio)
24. go the distance (hercules)
25. so this is love (cinderella)
26. a girl worth fighting for (mulan)
27. i just can't wait to be king (the lion king)
28. belle (beauty and the beast)
29. god help the outcasts (the hunchback of notre dame)
30. some day my prince will come (snow white and the seven dwarves)
31. the prayer (quest for camelot)
32. the bare necessities (the jungle book)
33. hakuna matata (the lion king)
34. just around the riverbend (pocahontas)
35. a star is born (hercules)
36. kiss the girl (the little mermaid)
37. strangers like me (tarzan)
38. bella notte (lady and the tramp)
39. friend like me (aladdin)
40. the second star to the right (peter pan)
41. upendi (the lion king 2)
42. arabian nights (aliddin)
43. you'll be in my heart (tarzan)
44. a dream is a wish your heart makes (cinderella)
45. gaston (beauty and the beast)
46. everybody wants to be a cat (the aristocats)
47. part of your world (the little mermaid)
48. i wanna be like you (the jungle book)
49. cruella de vil (101 dalmations)
50. reflection (mulan)
51. united we stand (quest for camelot)
52. heigh-ho (snow white and the seven dwarves)
53. we are one (the lion king 2)
54. the court of miracles (the hunchback of notre dame)
55. be prepared (the lion king)
56. i wonder (sleeping beauty)
57. prince ali (aladdin)
58. the gospel truth (hercules)
59. following the leader (peter pan)
60. journey to the past (anastasia)
61. a spoonful of sugar (mary poppins)
62. when i see an elephant fly (dumbo)
63. steady as the beating drum (pocahontas)
64. son of man (tarzan)
65. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (mary poppins)
66. something there (beauty and the beast)
67. love will find a way (the lion king 2)
68. topsy turvy (the hunchback of notre dame)
69. follow your heart (thumbelina)
70. learn to do it (anastasia)
71. you can fly! you can fly! you can fly! (peter pan)
72. one jump ahead (aladdin)
73. zero to hero (hercules)
74. what made the red man red (peter pan)
75. honor to us all (mulan)
76. bibbidi bobbidi boo (cinderella)
77. i've got no strings (pinocchio)
78. pink elephants on parade (dumbo)
79. siamese cat song (lady and the tramp)
80. that's what makes the world go round (the sword in the stone)
81. best of friends (the fox and the hound)
82. the age of not believing (bedknobs and broomsticks)
83. let's go fly a kite (mary poppins)
84. on my father's wings (quest for camelot)
85. little april shower (bambi)
86. casey junior (dumbo)
87. savages (pocahontas)
88. whistle while you work (snow white and the seven dwarves)
89. someone's waiting for you (the rescuers)
90. if i didn't have you (quest for camelot)
91. a guy like you (the hunchback of notre dame)
92. a pirate's life (peter pan)
93. oh sing sweet nightingale (cinderella)
94. chitty chitty bang bang (chitty chitty bang bang)
95. jolly holiday (mary poppins)
96. give a little whistle (pinocchio)
97. he's a tramp (lady and the tramp)
98. poor unfortunate souls (the little mermaid)
99. i'm wishing (snow white and the seven dwarves)
100. baby mine (dumbo)
101. feed the birds (mary poppins)

the sad thing is that i can think of so many more

it doesn't matter that this isn't real, it doesn't matter