Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Use Complete Sentences


Signing up for classes is soooo depressing. I don't want to think about next year!!! Especially now!!! It's the dead period that falls between 'winter' break and spring break. When classes get hard. And we're asked which ones we want to take next year. Hard classes? I think not. Anyway . . .

If I could be anything (future job) I would want to be a 'future employee interviewer'. How incredably fun would that be. You could scare the hell out of the poor kid and then begin to ask questions like "How many hats do you have in your house?" or "What is your favorite type of umbrella?" I can just imagine the looks on their faces. And if they laughed you could go all Vulcan on them and be like "That is not funny." Too much fun. I already came up with a list of questions I can use and everything:

1. How do you rate me on a scale of one to five? (don't say which is better
2. What would be your first question to people of Antarctica?

3. Which is you favorite foreign language?

4. If I take a look inside your refridgerator, what would I find?

5. If you were alone in a desert, what would your first thought be?

6. What type of food do prefer to be armed with during a food fight?

7. Why am I asking you these questions?

8. Do you like Jerry, or Tom?
9. Could you sing me your favorite song?

10. How would you react if you were transformed into a fish?

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