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Cedar Rapids, Iowa, um, yeah, ranked forth this year in the category of "Small but Eventful" places. Are we serious? We have, what, Quaker Oats, and, um, we used to have a Science Station, and, well, let's see, we do good on ITEDs, which is pretty impressive (heavy sarcasm), and, yeah, that is about it. False. Guess what? We are actually the Betty Crocker Frosting Capital of the World. Yes, the world. Pretty, impressive, I know. Please, contain your enthusiasm, folks. Sure, we may smell, we may be boring, and we may say things like "Cock in the hen house", but who out there can claim the responsibilty for all of the frosting made in the world. (crickets chirping) Yeah, we rock.

On a different note, our hotels were ranked among the crappiest in the nation. Good thing we have no reason to stay in one.