Ode To A Bug

There is a bug crawling across my computer screen. So I will write and ode to the bug. Here it goes:


O dear bug
I watch you crawl across my computer screen
And I shiver
In disgust
You are so small
And brown
And ugly
How can and creature bear to be as ugly as you
But you proceed
Across the screen
Do not fear little bug
I will not fetch a kleenex
And squish you
Because as hideous as you are
I can not stand the crack
And pop
You make as I kill you
So for now you shall live
Until I can find another
And have her do the deed
Because you are just too ugly
To let live


O dear bug
I shall name you Jacopo (Ya-cah-poh)
And we shall be friends
Until I kill you
Then we wont be friends
Anymore
Sorry
But not really