The Movie Meme

The Rules:
Pick 30 of your favorite movies.
Find a quote from each movie.
Post them here for everyone to guess.
Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it correctly and the name of the movie.

NO CHEATING (googling/using IMDb/Wikiquote) for those of you guessing.I got this from another blog, and I have to add their caveat that these aren't all exactly good movies, but they are movies I like for various reasons. But I wouldn't call these my favorites; I'm just kind of listing things that come to mind right now, though some come to mind right away. Some I expect people to get instantly. Some I expect no one to get at all. Some may even be from the same movie. I apologize for what some will see as offensive language, but those are some of the best quotations of all. Bonus points if you can tell me who said it. You don't even have to tell me the movie, most of this is just for the sake of word count. (but please do comment)

1. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." - Airplane! - as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta


2. "Uh, You almost hit me. Um, look, I just wanted to stop by, basically. Um, see, this is the thing. I, um, uh, whoof. It's wierd. I don't have me behind the door, you know. Close your mouth. Um, 'cause I knew at some point I'd be... you know, right--right here. You know, but I thought that, you know, we'd just ... (makes sqauking noise)... it would just come out, but it's like... (makes tires screeching sound) It's throwing me off." -Hitch- as discovered by a Ms I'm Hungry


3. Bartender: [over the noise in the background] How's the game going? Man at Bar: Longest hour of my life. Bartender: [not hearing him] What? Man at Bar: I'm running away with your wife. Bartender: [still not hearing him] Great! [He grins and flashes Man at Bar a thumbs-up] - Ocean's Eleven- as discover by Banch


4. "What knockers!"- Young Frankenstein- as discovered by a Mr Ayers


5. "Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?" -My Cousin Vinny- as discovered by a Ms I'm Hungry


6. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."


7. My inner voice that would be saying 'what the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?!'" -Under the Tuscan Sun (kinda obvious)- as discovered by a Ms Mixmaster Mack
   
8. "I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!" - Ten Things I Hate About You - as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta


9. "He love me, he love me. Love me, love me, love me." - The Phantom of the Opera- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta
   
10. "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off- as discovered by a Ms Mixmaster Mack
    
11. "And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that grass for free." -Forrest Gump- as discovered by a Ms Mixmaster Mack


12. [Man karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles] Boy: How did you do that? How did you do that? Man: Don't know. First time.


13. (this one gets a little hard to follow, so I color coded it for you, just for you, and then got rid of it) Good Kid 1: Watch it, jerk! Bad Kid: Shut up, idiot! Good Kid 1: Moron! Bad Kid: Scab eater! Good Kid 1: Butt sniffer! Bad Kid: Pus licker! Good Kid 1: Fart smeller! Good Kid 2: [sniffs] Ahh. Bad Kid: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek! Good Kid 1: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam! Good Kids: Yeah! Bad Kid: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it! Good Kid 1: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl! [entire group stands in shocked silence]- The Sandlot- as discovered by a Ms Oliver Jorge
    
14. "That man... is a brownie hound."


15. "It's not that I'm not a jealous man. I just don't like other people touching my things." - Moulin Rouge- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta


16. "We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on."


17. Man 1: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged. Women: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size. Man 1: Exactly. Women: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. Man 1: That goes without saying. Women: Voof. Man 2: He's going to be very popular. -Young Frankenstein- as discovered by Mr. Ayers


18. "I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times."-Chicago- as discovered by a Ms Hockey Flower (oliver, sorry, you were wrong)


19. Man 1: Who are you, and why are you doing this? Man 2:We are bad men, and for the money!


20. "I carried a watermelon." -Dirty Dancing- as discovered by a Ms I'm Hungry
    
21. "I tell you what I'd like to do - I'd like to fold a Playboy centrefold into every one of Reverend Shaw's hymnbooks!"


22. "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!"


23. "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?"


24. "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."


25. "The shit hath hitith the fan... ith." sorry Ms I'm Hungry, that is incorrect - Ten Things I Hate About You- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta


26. "I speak jive." - Airplane!- as discovered by Mr. Ayers


27. "Have you anymore to say, Master Nude?"


28. "Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?" - The Count of Monte Cristo- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta


29. "Mother pus bucket. So . . . she's a dog."


30. "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."

ok, so i thought of a few more, we'll just call these bonus points

1. "Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!"
2. "Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me a man that a woman can trust. Now where did it say that on the eighth day He dusteth?"
3. Mother: Who is down there with you, Mary? Mary: It's George Bailey, mother. Mother: George Bailey? What does he want? Mary: I don't know! [to George] What do you want? George Bailey: Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm, is all. Mary: [pause] He's making violent love to me, mother!
4. "Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you." -Tommy Boy- as discovered by Peanut Butter n Jelly
5. "If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... bulls-eye!" - The Producers- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta
6. "I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting."
7. Woman 1: I can't believe the Pope is coming! This is better than ice cream! Woman 2: It's better than springtime! Woman 3: It's better than sex! No, I mean - I've heard. - Sister Act- as discovered by a Ms Roxanne Beta
8. "Stand still! How can I shoot you if you keep moving!" -The Producers- as discovered by a Ms I'm Hungry
9. "Guys who drink Kalua and cream are not power guys!"
10. "Hey - check this out! I found the ass end!"
11. "I hope you'll be at cheerleading tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be lifelong friends."
12. "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss? sss?" (thanks roxy, o, this isn't part of the quote)
13. "Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too."
14. "There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't."
15. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
16. "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
17. "Surely you can't be serious."- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
18. "I been savin' this money for a divorce, if ever I got a husband."