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New Work Story: more interesting than it sounds. I met this lady at work today, customer, and she began to complain about how the deer were destroying her garden. Blah blah blah. I really don't care about your cabbages. Or whats left of them. Her solution: she shoots them, with her sons paintball gun. Now there are deer running around with blue and purple splatters on them. She also seems to know what the deer are thinking when they see her. She swears that they've nicknamed her "that crazy paint lady" and call her that everytime they see her coming. Little crazy. Good stuff.