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I made a little short story that really isn't a story out of movie titles from the 70s and 80s. Enjoy?

It all started when the Alien told Audrey Rose that Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Due to Blacula and Blackenstein she now had the China Syndrome. Turns out she was Better Off Dead, even though she had Reason To Live Reason To Die, because even though Diamonds Are Forever, Young Frankenstein had Escaped From Alcatraz, gotten a Clue, and was Coming To America. She was a Woman Under The Influence and he was The Man With Two Brains, it was pretty much inevitable that they were more than just Innocent Bystanders, rather, Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Besides, if the first two hadn't done the job, Dr. Alien would have brought out his Killer Force and Gotcha! (her). The Gauntlet had been dropped and there was nothing to do but Throw Mama From The Train. Once Bitten, she had No Way Out but through the Towering Inferno. What she didn't know was that Scarface, her Secret Admirer, had followed the Gremlins which led him to her Hide Out, which was just a House By The Cemetery. Like Father Like Son, the Little Monsters from The Beyond had All The Right Moves but all The Wrong Guys. Meanwhile, out on the Mean Streets, The Big Boss was busy with Bedknobs And Broomsticks. He had no time to Return To Oz, and had to ask some Boys From Brazi and their Teen Wolf to travel to St. Elmo's Fire for him while he and his Fist Of Fury got Footloose. Next door, some Ruthless People were Running Scare in the Summer Rental while the Boy Who Could Fly tried to Breakdance with The Deer Hunter at The Boyfriend School. One Crazy Summer his Blind Date was trying to Brainstorm ways to be Just One Of The Guys but realized their was No Way Out. Then along came The Last Unicorn saying philosophical things like "Don't Torture A Duckling" and "She's Having A Baby" and "My Best Friend Is A Vampire." After munching on some Mystic Pizza he pranced on his way, taking his Neon Maniacs with him. From Under The Cherry Moon, the Troll was Trading Places with Supergirl. They were trying to Stop Making Sense but the Sudden Impact (new title) Short Circuited their Shock Treatment, causing the Platoon to begin Playing For Keeps. Suddenly The Little Mermaid swam up with a License To Kill and began to set the City On Fire. Since it was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Flash Gordon could do nothing but sit with A View To Kill.

To Be Continued . . .