Oh The Woes

How I hate April Fools Day. Goodness me. I've decided to compile a list of all of the horrible jokes people tried to play:

My mom told me she was pregnant, and she wasn't. This was the only one I fell for. (background: i continuously ask for another little sister (we need to start over after the first one) but she refuses to accomodate my wish)

"Your shoes untied" They weren't.

"You have some pen on your face" No, I don't.

"Test next hour" You don't even know what my next class is.

"No practice after school" K, don't come.

The worst: "I made-out with your sister" Um . . .

"I ran over your cat this morning" "That was you?" "Um, no (kinda panicked)"

Let's just say that they only got better as the day went on. The worst is when they know that you know that they're lying. And they can't keep that stupid smile off their face. Because I couldn't help but laughing if I ran over someone's cat. How do you even know it was my cat? Did you check it tags after you killed it? I don't even have a cat. So ha.