that's what you think

After watching the movie Conspiracy Theories, I went to see what other ones I could find, and let me say, there are some weird people out there with way too much time on their hands. One of my favorite conspiracy theories is the one involving Bush and the New World Order. Apparently he is an insider of the plan which means to create a One World Government. This would involve the taking over of the world via Communism and power hunger billionaires. Fun, no?



Another juicy theory includes the "sex files" of J. Edgar Hoover, which allegedly contained dirt on every politician or person of prominence in Washington. Apparently, to keep Kennedy from handing him the pink slip, Hoover dug up some dirt on the Kennedy brothers and their "meetings" with the superstarlet, Marilyn Monroe. It is also suspected that Hoover used similar tactics against the civil rights leader, Martin Luther King Jr.



On a more creepy note, on the night of November 18, 1978, in a cleared out patch of Guyanese jungle, the Reverend Jim Jones ordered the 913 members of his flock to kill themselves by drinking cyanide potion, and they did. Afterwords, Jones shot himself, or was shot by another. That is all true. The conspiracy enters in the question "How did he get them to do it?" The cultists had lived under Jones in the jungle as his virtual slaves, or rather, living zombies. But did these people really kill themselves simply because he told them to, or is there more to the story? Some believe it to be the work of mind control experiments conducted by the CIA (if all else fails, blame the CIA) in a sort of government run concentration camp.


Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift. David Icke's, BBC reporter, claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance. "Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor. Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.


As for our "fake moon landings", conspiracy theorist have compiled a list as to why we couldn't have possibly actually landed on the moon:

1. the astronauts couldn't have survived the trip due to overexposure to radiation
2. there are no stars in any of the pictures taken and none of the astronauts reported seeing any from the capsule windows
3. the moon's surface during the day is so hot that the cameral film would have melted (had they actually gone to the moon, of course)
4. no blast crater appeared from the landing
5. the launch rocket produced no visible flame
6. the CIA was involved

Some conspiracy theorist have proposed that bar codes serve as a means of control by the government over her people. They are believe to have a Satanic intent used for mass control.

Now whoever came up with this one has way too much time on their hands. Supposedly, Microsoft is a secret anti-semitism agency targeting the Jews of New York. If you go to the Wingdings font on Word and type in NYC it comes up with a skull and cross bones, the star of david, and a thumbs up sign. Coinsidence? I think not!