Tuesday, December 2, 2008

bad reviews

The movie critics came out with a list of the top 200 worst movies of the last 10 years, with a few exceptions.

Here are the ones I've seen and wholeheartedly agree should be on that list (in no particular order):

1. Baby Geniuses- Hey, guys, lets make a movie about really smart babies who also happen to be really strong, and, ready for the twist? Two of them are twins, freaky, I know!

2. Pinocchio (the real people version)- Um, creepy. Some people just were not born to wear tights.

3. The Covenant- Wait, how about a movie about teenagers with magic powers, now where have I heard that before?

4. Dr. Suess' The Cat in the Hat- Hold on, what if we film a beloved children's book and cast a real creeper as the main character? Brilliant!

5. Joe Dirt- A beloved film about an abandoned child searching for his long lost parents; except that the child is really an adult who works as a janitor and has a mullet. FABULOUS!

6. Billy Madison- In order to gain control of his father's hotel business, Billy, a fully grown man, must retake kindergarten through 12th grade. And the good part begins where?

7. The Zodiac- So there's this killer on the loose but instead of looking for him we're just gonna mope around and yell at each other. Good plan guys!

(to see the entire list go to http://www.metacritic.com/video/lowscores.shtml)


Here are the ones I thought they missed . . .

1. The Break Up- You'll never guess what happens!

2. Ghost Rider- So theres this ghost who happens to be somewhat of a pyromaniac, right, and he rides a motorcycle, end of story.

3. Napoleon Dynamite- um . . . crap.

4. Jumper- Now you see him, now you see the mess he left behind. Great story line guys.

5. Clueless- Needless to say, if Jane Austen were still alive, she'd sue.

6. Disturbia- The name pretty much does it justice.

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