Misunderstood Marriage

Um, let's say wedding cakes show how successful a marriage will be. What do we think this one says? Wrong. The husband isn't running away, the wife is just giving him a neck massage while he's doing the hokey pokey. Who has a cake like this at their wedding? Sure it might be funny for like ten minutes, but after everbodies done giggling you're just going to move into a very awkwark silence, leaving everybody wondering about the security of the marriage. Yeah, "congradulations, and, um, good luck?" Just what every women wants to hear on the happiest day of her life. Wonder who picked the cake out. My bet is on the best man, but that's just a stab in the dark.