Guitar Hero?

Let's analyze this painting for just one moment. Take a good look. Don't skip over any details. Now contrary to what you are thinking, this was not finger painted by a five year old. I was infact showcased in the Vienna Musem of Art in an exibit titled Bad Painting-Good Art, which consisted entirely of paintings of equal quality, this one was just my favorite. Again, I know what you're thinking, I could do better with a blowtorch and a tank of gasoline, but these paintings actually sell for some big bucks. Now back to analyzing the picture, personally, I think it represents the evils of fame. He(?) appears to be holding a guitar of some sort but he is not playing. His eyes are out of focus because he is thinking about his next paycheck. His overall image is blurred and there is nothing going on in the background. What is on his hand? Perhaps it's his black soul spread to every region of his being (oh, that was deep). His smile appears to be "painted" on, and why is he putting his hands in his pocket? Maybe he needs to reapply his eyeliner. Or his high is wearing off. My moneys on the eyeliner. So you see, this isn't an ugly painting at all, just a misunderstood piece of philosophy.