More Bad Movie

The Covenant
(title creativity: 0)


(starting scene: some party in the woods around a campfire)
Hot Guys: We're hot.
Girls: They're hot.
Bad Guy: I like spiders . . . and watching girls shower.
Police: Damn kids.
Party Goers: Lets all leave quickly in one vehicle without putting out the fire and leaving all of our cars behind, nobody will ever suspect a thing.
Party Goers: (*escape*)
Police: Damn kids.
(back at dorms)
Girl: Wow, 2 am already? Time for my shower.
Girl: (*showers*)
Lightbulb: (*break*)
Girl: Oh my, the lightbulb broke, the best thing for me to do in this situation would be to walk around barefoot and inspect the bathroom in just my towel, showing off all my gaudy tattoos.
(in some pool area)
Hot Guys: (*in speedos two sizes too small*)
Hottest Guy: Let's race.
Bad Guy: k
Bad Guy: (*wins race with magic powers*)
Hottest Guy: (*mopes*)
(at bar, even though their all still in high school)
Girl: I like dance.
Girl: (*dances in a dress possibly formerly owned by her dead great grandmother*)
Hot Guys: (*fight with magic powers*)
Girl: (*mopes*)
(back a dorm)
Girl's Roommate: My skin is erupting in disgusting looking pustules, I think I'll go to the doctor.
Girl: k
Bad Guy: (*enters room magically disguised as the hot guy*)
Bad Guy: Hey baby.
Girl: Um . . .
Hottest Guy: (*enters*)
Hottest Guy: Hey baby.
Bad Guy: (still disguised as hottest guy) Hey.
Girl: Um . . .
Bad Guy: Abra Cadabra!
Girl: (*turns bluish*)
Hottest Guy: Shit.
(here we have some unintentional man-to-man, lip-to-lip contact)
Hottest Guy: Blah!
Bad Guy: Give me your magic.
Hottest Guy: k
Bad Guy: Really?
Hottest Guy: Psych, gotcha!
Bad Guy: (*disappears with enough mystery left for there to be a sequel*)



(In essence this is a really bad movie, except for the actors, bravo to whoever did the casting.)

Story Line: bad
Special Effects: bad
Whole Idea of Magic Powers: BAD
Originality: None (someone was a little obsessed with Harry Potter)
Script: bad
Mood: bad (you can't have intense action, intense romance, intense comedy, and intense drama)