The Second, and shorter, Movie Meme

1. Richard: Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.
2. Woman: She's wonderful! Where ever did you find her? Man: 976-BABE.
3. Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
4. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
5. This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
6. Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens. - 16 Candles - as discovered by Ms. Mixmaster Mack
7. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.
8. "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss? sss?" - The Producers- as discovered by Ms. Roxanne Beta
9. Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. - Shawshank Redemption- as discovered by Ms. Roxanne Beta
10. Gang Kid: Hey what kinda accent is that man? What planet are ya from? Man in other car: Vat Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive by SHOOTING!
11. Woman: You wore control-top pantyhose? Man: You put a pair in the pink box. Woman: [laughs] And how did you look in them? Man: Hot.
12. Man: What about you? You don't have any needs? Woman: No. I'm Jesus. - 27 Dresses - as discovered by Ms. Roxanne Beta
13. Where's the goddam toaster?
14. I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you.
15. Man: Say, have you seen anything of a mean, fresh, kid, about ye big? Answers to the name of Pete. Boy: Half of the kids here in this town answer to Pete. Other half don't answer. - Pete's Dragon - as discovered by Ms. Mojo Jojo
16. Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
17. "Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. Show me a man that a woman can trust. Now where did it say that on the eighth day He dusteth?"
18. Mother: Who is down there with you, Mary? Mary: It's George Bailey, mother. Mother: George Bailey? What does he want? Mary: I don't know! [to George] What do you want? George Bailey: Me? Nothing! I just came in to get warm, is all. Mary: [pause] He's making violent love to me, mother!
19. "Hey - check this out! I found the ass end!"
20. "I hope you'll be at cheerleading tryouts. We'll have so much fun and get to be lifelong friends."
21. Jump Back! - Footloose - as discovered by Ms. Roxanne Beta
22. I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.
23. Oh sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an amp?
24. What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
25. Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.

here are the answers to the ones that nobody got last time:

7. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I." - What About Bob?
12. [Man karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles] Boy: How did you do that? How did you do that? Man: Don't know. First time. -The Karate Kid
14. "That man... is a brownie hound." - The Breakfast Club
19. Man 1: Who are you, and why are you doing this? Man 2:We are bad men, and for the money! - The Count of Monte Cristo
20. "I tell you what I'd like to do - I'd like to fold a Playboy centrefold into every one of Reverend Shaw's hymnbooks!" - Footloose
21. "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!" - Ghostbusters
22. "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?" - My Cousin Vinny
23. "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window." - A Christmas Story
27. "Have you anymore to say, Master Nude?" - A Knights Tale
29. "Mother pus bucket. So . . . she's a dog." - Ghostbusters
30. "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl." - A Christmas Story